The Self-destruction Handbook: 8 Simple Steps to an Unhealthier You First Edition First Printing edition

REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

Let?s face it, there are thousands of books out there to help you avoid self-destructive behavior?but what fun is that? Welcome to the first book designed to help you not help yourself. Here you?ll find unsound advice on everything from engineering a revenge affair to picking the gateway drug that?s best for you.

Chapters include:

? 12 Steps to a Drinking ?Problem?
? Condoms Are for Suckers
? How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days
? And more!

As you travel down the road to self-destruction, let this hedonistic handbook be your guide. It may steer you wrong?in fact, it?s sure to do so?but when being wrong is this much fun, who wants to be right?