Keep This in Mind

When somebody asks me what my greatest accomplishment is, I usually tell them about the time I jumped the great lakes on my tricycle. But I don't think anyone believes me and why should they? I didn't really do it, but my friend Jake did. I used to ask myself a lot of questions, but I would never answer because I think talking to yourself is a sign of weakness. I wish I didn't get so annoyed at every little thing, but I blew my chance at having that wish come true. It goes back to the time I found that magic lamp and the genie came out and said I could have one wish. Well right there I got really mad because I always thought you were supposed to get three wishes. So I started fussing and fighting with the genie and then I wished I never found that stupid magic lamp.