Gerald Daniele

100 Percent True: Dozens of True Short Stories and Poetry Gerald Daniele

Tag along with outdoor enthusiast, triplet, poet, and deli owner Gerald Daniele on twenty-five of his most entertaining true-life adventures and his witty poetry in 100 Percent True. With his brother, his best sidekick, and various friends as accomplices, Daniele's exploits are packed with enough action to make any man yearn for some male bonding time. Whether they're busy derailing a train, horsing around in "devil's cool whip", or racing mountain bikes in the nude, Daniele and his posse create a treasure trove of hilarious memories. In addition to his machismo-filled stories, Daniele invites you to enjoy his unique rhyming words of wisdom that he likes to refer to as "poetry for ordinary people"-poetry minus the confusion, befuddlement, or brain strain associated with conventional prose. Daniele shares his views on an assorted list of subjects, such as: FantasizingSelf-absorptionAlien food shoppingPurgatoryDream stealingTime, and much more100 Percent True is a captivating peek into the constantly moving mind of Daniele. His priceless recollections-that only a man with a deep appreciation for life can properly recount-will have you laughing from beginning to end.