Free the Dumb

BOOK REVIEW

? I am glad I inspired this book. - God; I'm glad, too. - Pollyanna
? God blesses America by blessing this book. - Jesus Christ
? This book should be standard reading in all the schools for its history and preparing Americans for the future. - George Washington
? This book will re-establish prayer in schools. All that work done for nothing. I hate this book! Please burn it. - Satan
? I believe in this book. Please don't burn it. - Joan of Arc
? If this book had been published in my day, I would not have been a traitor. - Benedict Arnold
? This book is rebelicous. - Johnny Yuma
? This book gives suckers an even break. - P. T. Barnum
? Give me liberty and this book, or give me death. - Patrick Henry
? This book makes a great Christmas present. - Santa Claus
? This book is more entertaining than me. - Gypsy Rose Lee
? This book is more exciting than an Easter egg hunt. - Easter Bunny
? This book will overthrow communism. - Karl Marx
? If I had read this book, I wouldn't have been a crook. - Richard M. Nixon
? If this book had been written in my day, I would have stolen it and given a copy to everyone - Robin Hood
? If this book had been out in my day, instead of making salt, I would have made more of these books. - Gandhi
? Remember the Alamo and this book. - Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie
? I would charge up San Juan Hill again. Bully for this book. - Theodore Roosevelt
? If this book had been written before slavery, there would have been no slavery. - Martin Luther King Jr.
? This is the only book I have read twice. - The most interesting man in the world ®
? This book is so electrifying. It will re-establish the Republic and the Constitution. - Benjamin Franklin
? We stopped drinking to read this book. - John Barrymore & W. C. Fields
? I wish I had put this book in the Declaration of Independence. - Thomas Jefferson
? I gave a spinach salad with olive oil for this book. - Popeye
? I got my brain just to read this book. - Scarecrow
? With this book you can be all you can be without joining the Army. - General George S. Patton, Jr.
? I woke up just to read this book. - Rip Van Winkle
? This book gave me something to smile about. - Mona Lisa
? I blew down 3 houses to get this book. - The Big Bad Wolf
? This book is better than sex. - Casanova
? This book is kryptonite for evil. - Superman
? Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what this book can do for your country. - JFK