Tweedy Britches

This Bites Tweedy Britches

Everyone has heard stories about terrifying monsters like vampires, zombies, werewolves, and witches. The experts claim there's nothing to worry about from them, since monsters only exist in books and movies. But what if those so-called "experts" are wrong? Or what if they want you to let your guard down so the monsters will eat you first? How can you protect yourself from blood-thirsty vampires or hungry werewolves? What about walking corpses and cranky witches?This book is your first line of defense against a wide variety of evil creatures. It will teach you to identify them, repel them, and escape from them. You'll even learn what to do if you're attacked and become a monster yourself. The advice includes Important Safety Tips like, "Don't waste your money on a mongoose" and "Yogurt can be your best friend or worst enemy." You'll also find activities like quizzes to help identify witches and how to use mirrors to tell if you have already become a vampire. Author Tweedy Britches might be young, but he has already spent years learning the secrets of avoiding monsters, escaping from monsters, destroying monsters, and helping other people stay safe from monsters. Now he uses his expertise to help keep others from becoming part of a monster menu. If you want to contact Tweedy, he never answers the door, the phone, or the mail. After all, monsters can be hiding anywhere. You can reach his publisher by sending an email to KissingFrogBooks.com. His editor will respond if she hasn't already been eaten, and she'll let Tweedy know that his work has saved another reader from a cruel fate on the claws or in the jaws of a horrifying monster.