C Birdfinger

My Daddy Always Said C Birdfinger

WARNING READERS This book will cause belly laughs, fart laughs, tear laughs, wipe your running snotty nose laughs, roaring laughs, screaming laughs, having to pee laughs, and having to schiff laughs. In the words of that famous fake Indian running for president - "Umm good book." Words from the grave of the great writer Edgar Allen Poe - "Just what the hell is a 'ho'?" Don't forget those words of Quid -Pro - Quo. Four skin and Getties it in every burg you can before Katie climbs back up that hill and leaves the valley for cotton eyed Joe plugs to sniff. There are only so many pages in this book so enjoy every one. With little or no regret, I beget you a book to read that was written with one, sometimes two brain cells. With Moss under my feet perched high on a tree limb - I say there - that's not hair gel that just hit your head, that's birds Schiff. C. Birdfinger