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The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (An Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5
Carlton Mellick III
ARE YOU READY TO PLAY SOME DUNGEONS AND FUCKING DRAGONS?
The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a classic AD&D role playing game. While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Master's retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players' commands to have sex with everything in sight.
Featuring: punk rock elf chicks, death metal orcs, porn-addicted beholders, a goblin/halfling love affair, a gnoll orgy, and a magical dildo that holds the secrets of the universe.
| Media | Books Paperback Book (Book with soft cover and glued back) |
| Released | June 11, 2010 |
| ISBN13 | 9781936383054 |
| Publishers | Eraserhead Press |
| Pages | 232 |
| Dimensions | 213 × 13 × 138 mm · 299 g |
| Language | English |
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